Legendary◆Kinetic◆Scout Rifle

Does Not Compute

Perks (possible rolls, from game data)
Intrinsic
Scope
Magazine
Trait
Trait

How to obtain

Collections: Complete Crucible matches and earn rank-up packages from Lord Shaxx.

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Does Not Compute is a Legendary Kinetic semi-automatic Scout Rifle with the High-Impact Frame, which fires slowly with high damage and is more accurate when stationary, moving slowly or aiming down sights. It fires 150 RPM from a 12-round magazine on primary ammo. Its flavor text is "The engineers aren't ready for us." The curated roll is Tactical Mag or Extended Mag, Zen Moment and the Explosive Payload trait. Reported introduction is Season 5, while another listing places it in the Forsaken era.

Acquisition

It is a Crucible reward: complete matches and earn rank-up packages from Lord Shaxx.

Community guides & sources

Category: Items · Legendary · Last edited 2026-10-10 18:05:01 UTC